Foolish Mortals Inventory

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Royal Garments
This outfit consists of a red cape, a yellow helmet, and a...hockey stick. Very regal.

Soft Drink Cup
Perfect for long road trips.

Skull Staff
A staff with a skull on it. Normally it can emit electricity, but for now, it's just a normal staff.

The Grey Stuff
Try it, we hear it's delicious. Thrown away

Pig's Heart
An ornate lockbox that has a pig's heart inside of it. Thrown away

Mind Stone
One of the six Infinity Stones, this one is yellow.

Camera
An instant camera with film in it! It's a shame you neither have a way to develop this nor a way to view the photos

Shark-Tooth Necklace
This is way too big for any ordinary human to wear.

Soldier's Sword
It's a little dull, but still a serviceable sword.

Broccoli Pizza
San Francisco has officially ruined pizza. Left in the freezer

Dole Whip
Somehow still very frozen and still very edible. Half-eaten

Colored Pencils
Anybody want to have an arts and crafts day?

Time Stone
One of the six Infinity Stones, this one is green.